💦 Welcome to Condom Inu Army
Strap in (literally) because Condom Inu Army is about to go raw… into the Solana blockchain! 🚀 Fast, cheap, and built to last longer than your ex’s rebound!
🔥 Ultra-Smooth Entry – Thanks to Solana, no delays, no friction!
😏 Riding Safe & Hard – Our army doesn’t pull out… of the mission!
The big bang is coming. 💣 Date to be announced – Stay close, stay ready, and stay protected! 🍆💦
The Battalion
Condom Inu Army is cumming… to the Solana blockchain! This ain’t just another meme token—it’s a full-blown, latex-clad revolution. 
We’re not here to play nice. We’re here to wrap it up and dominate. A battalion of raw power, slippery strategy, and tight protection, ready to spread across the blockchain like a well-lubed takeover.
Leading the charge:
General Glovejob – The ultimate commander, always suited up.
Lt. Colonel Deep Thrust – Master of penetration tactics, no hole left undefended.
Major Meatshield – Takes all the hits, stays rock-hard.
Captain Creamslinger – Shoots with precision, never misses.
Lieutenant LoadDroppers – Deploys strategic releases, floods the battlefield.
Sergeant Sploogemasters – Keeps the ranks pumped and ready.
100+ Rubber Warriors – Protecting every position, front and back.
This isn’t just a launch—it’s a full-scale invasion.
Join the most protected army on Solana, where liquidity is thick, loads are heavy, and every pump is explosive. Strap in, suit up, and get ready to ride this wave—because once we launch, there’s no pulling out. 
The Cumback Plan
🍑 The Backdoor Fund
A portion of every transaction fee sneaks into a mystery jackpot. Randomly chosen “Lucky Lads & Lassies” get a juicy surprise deposit straight into their wallets!
🏆 The Glory Hole Hall of Fame
Top holders earn a golden spot on a legendary leaderboard, forever honored as the biggest degenerates in the Condom Inu Army.
😏 OnlyGains
Exclusive content hub for NSFW degen memes, spicy crypto leaks, and naughty NFT drops – available ONLY for those holding a minimum load of tokens.
🍆 Hard-On Halvening
Every major price milestone triggers a “Liquidity Ejaculation Event”, splashing out extra rewards to loyal holders. The bigger we get, the wetter the rewards!
🎰 CumRoulette – High-Stakes Degen Fun!
Holders can bet their tokens in a meme casino where the winnings multiply your load or leave you empty and dry.
Deep Drills
Feeling a bit lost in the answers forest?
Drop a kawaii note here and let’s untangle the cuteness! @CondomPals
Easy-peasy! In the delightful land of Polygon, our CondomPals can party without those eye-watering Ethereum fees! Think of it as a cozy kawaii haven where our cuties can giggle freely. Join the fluffiness without breaking the bank!
Ah, our delightful fee dances at 4% – just a sprinkle of kawaii magic to keep our CondomPals giggling and spreading joy!
Our enchanting code is still getting ready for the grand dance! There's plenty of time for sparkles and glitter. Check back later, and you'll find the address glowing with kawaii magic!
We're brewing up something super secret and extra kawaii! Can't spill all the sparkles yet, but here's a sneak peek: CondomPals holders, with their magical hearts, get an exclusive pass to the free mint allowlist! Get ready for the hottest, most dazzling collection you've ever laid eyes on.
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